Forever Flustered

Amber (19) Maryland, USA
I enjoy cats, food, many types of art, long walks by the pool side, and wishing I were more social. However, I've been cursed with the inability to talk humans.
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Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

Nerd Girl Confession:

dinogatorr:

nerdgirlconfessions:

I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.

im looking at you dean Winchester.

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black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

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i can’t stop laughing fuck

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laughingstation:

I am now a fan of whatever sport this is

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h-ella:

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h-ella:

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laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

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Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

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